WoI X – Çağlar Kalaycıoğlu – Portal

Oyun adı: Portal – 4000 Kelvin
Oyuncu Sayısı: 4

Aynı anda yanlışlıkla birden çok yazılım yüklenmiş bir “personality sphere”, biri mavi diğeri portakal “portal gun” takılı iki “party bot” ve paranoyak bir “automated sentry” Aperture Science binasından  kaçmaya karar verirler. “GLADOS”un yapmaya çalıştıkları şeyi arka plandan izlemesi ve o sırada devriye gezmekte olan combine askerlerinin gürültü patırtıyı fark etmesi ile olaylar garip bir hal alır.

Eğer tırnak işaretleri içindeki konseptleri biliyorsanız ve “still alive” şarkısından en azından üç satır söyleyebiliyorsanız sizi de “THE CAKE” yemeye beklerim.

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Dear Subject Name Here,

Aperture Science is pleased to inform you that we have partnered with Wizards of Istanbul to announce the CANCELLATION of the game which will be game mastered by Caglar Kalaycioglu at the WoI X. The game will be replaced by a surprise.

And even though the cancellation of the game certainly counts as a surprise, we are pleased to further announce that the cancellation of the game is not THE surprise.

However, per International treaties regarding the definition of the word “surprise”, of which both Aperture Science and WoI are signatories, the time, date and content of the actual surprise will only become available as you experience the surprise.

If you’d like to ask fruitless questions about the “Portal Role Playing Game” surprise or, more fruitfully, schedule an appointment to attend at WoI X, please contact WoI’s Special Envoy to Surprises, Can Sungur.

Thank you for (record scratch)

PS: The surprising record scratch is also not the surprise.
PS2: We are also happy to inform you that the cake is not a lie and it will be served to the participants at WoI X.
PS3: The existence of the cake is also not the suprise.